..and now, a sick true story.

Some of the tumblrs on my dashboard that I read have allowed me to:

See an entire movie, scene for scene, with out actually watching it.
Read entire books with out opening said books
Hear entire albums with purchasing or downloading them
See a celebrity’s life at a day to day basis
See naked men
See naked women
See muppets having sex (believe it)
See cigarettes in vaginas (barely believe it)
Laugh
Cry
Puke

All with out leaving my home.  Wow, I have no reason to ever leave my home.

I almost got in a fight with our upstairs neighbor.

It was 6 am, Thanksgiving morning and I was awoken to the sound of shitty music (Linkin Park, Disturbed, Drowning Pool, etc.) and yelling.  I was like “what the hell?” and I stood on my dresser to pound on the ceiling.  The music stopped for a second and then started right back up.  I then proceeded to hit the ceiling hard enough to break it….(oops)…and then I heard a stomp on the floor from upstairs mimicking my knocking.  That pissed me off like you wouldn’t believe so I jumped off of my dresser, opened the front door and ran up the stairs.  I pounded on the door of my neighbor and he came out like “yeah?”.  I said, “Man, you guys have got to turn the music down and quiet down, it’s 6:30 in the morning and my family is trying to sleep.”  The guy steps out and dips his head down and goes “What?!” and I said, “your music is too many decibels too loud” (yes I said decibels) and he just flipped out.  He started screaming, “mother fucker fuck you, you think you’re so fucking tough?  You guys are loud all of the fucking time, you play your fucking guitar and shit and I don’t say shit to you.”  I just stared there with dagger eyes locked on his and he was probably an inch or less from my face.  Then his friend comes out, whom looks twice as nuts as this guy and was like “hey, what’s going on?”  I told him what my problem was and then the neighbor continued, “I will slap the shit out of you mother fucker if you don’t go down stairs…I’ll throw your ass down the stairs”  I told him to try it and his friend said they’d be quiet and told our neighbor to go inside.  I walked down the stairs and my neighbor tries to spit on me.  I go, “how fucking old are you, 15, 5?”  Then his friend stepped back outside and was like “sir, please don’t call the cops, we’ll be quiet and turn the music down, I promise.  Please don’t call the cops.”  I told him that I wouldn’t and that I just wanted to get back to sleep.  We haven’t heard any noise from them in 3-4 days.

I didn’t want to be a dick about it but I’ve went up there at 11 pm before and asked if they could be a little more quiet and they agreed and were, so they know that they shouldn’t be loud at 6 in the morning.  Shit, it’s not even like it’s every once in a while, it’s 3-5 days a week and then for 2 days or so depending on their schedule it’s non-stop noise.  I’m convinced that those 2 days they are coming down from whatever they’ve been taking during the week.  Sound like meth?  Crack?  I have no idea, probably uber man-sex.  I know that would keep me up for days and then I’d want to rest the other days, but that’s just me.  I don’t want to be violent anymore but I was about 2 minutes (exactly) away from throwing him through his window.  I usually only get violent when hands get laid on me and he didn’t do that.

Whatever, no big deal.

Nothing really important to say, just letting everybody know that regardless of my internet situation, I'm still alive.

I forgot how much of a nerd I was/am...

…until I started sifting through my old “Magic-the gathering” cards and a few old “Yugi-oh” cards.  Wow, I was a nerd.

Tumblr meet up sometime soon.

Anybody game?